One sunny day, two men were sitting in a pub drinking pints of lager, when one turned to the other and said: “You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I’m gonna go over there and talk to him”.
So, he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder
“Excuse me, sir,” he started
“But I noticed you look just like me!”
The second man turned around and said: “Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”
“I’m from Brisbane,” the man said: Stunned
The second man said: “Me too! What street do you live on?”
“McCarthy Street.” The second man replied: “Me too! What number is it?”
The first man said: “162”
The second man replied in shock: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?”
“Bruce and Shannon!”
The second man was awestruck and said: “Mine too! This is unbelievable!”
So, they bought another round and continued talking as the bartenders changed shifts
The new bartender came in, walked up to his colleague and asked:
“What’s new today?”
“Oh, not much
The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
So, he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder
“Excuse me, sir,” he started
“But I noticed you look just like me!”
The second man turned around and said: “Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?”
“I’m from Brisbane,” the man said: Stunned
The second man said: “Me too! What street do you live on?”
“McCarthy Street.” The second man replied: “Me too! What number is it?”
The first man said: “162”
The second man replied in shock: “Me too! What are your parents’ names?”
“Bruce and Shannon!”
The second man was awestruck and said: “Mine too! This is unbelievable!”
So, they bought another round and continued talking as the bartenders changed shifts
The new bartender came in, walked up to his colleague and asked:
“What’s new today?”
“Oh, not much
The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
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