One day husband calls his wife “Honey”
“I invited a friend home for evening meal.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,
I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for evening meal?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
“I invited a friend home for evening meal.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,
I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!”
“I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for evening meal?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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