One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane.
When he jumped there was good and bad news.
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad News: It didn’t work.
Good News: There was a haystack down below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News: He missed the haystack.
When he jumped there was good and bad news.
Good news: He had a parachute.
Bad News: It didn’t work.
Good News: There was a haystack down below.
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack.
Good News: He missed the pitchfork.
Bad News: He missed the haystack.
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